DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SWINE FLU ZOMBIES?????????

yeah, there are, its true, it totally read it on bbc.com. its not like i read this on the onion site, or cracked; i actually read it on a reputable news site. It didn't even come from a questionable news source like those partisan jackasses at fox, but it came from the GODDAMN BBC!! and i trust the bbc. Sorry about my over excited tone up there, it may be a little nonsensical, but i was really freaked out. I'm especially worried because my roommate has been kinda sick lately, and if it is swine flu, i will have to kill him once he rises from the dead. he may soon be the zombie that needs chopping. heres the article i read.

its is NOT REAL

the problem with this is that hoaxes numb people to the looming threat of a real zombie apocalypse. when the real zombies rise ppl will think it just a hoax and humanity will be overrun by the living dead. hoaxes are bad.....a scary...

a very paranoid and zombie-fearing
-mopey