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What the balls david lynch?!?!!?!

I just watched inland empire and aside from being completely horrifying, it also made absolutely no sense. It was like laura dern was trapped in the twisted mind of david lynch and couldn't get out, and is eventually driven mad by the unbridled terror within. It was like david lynch made the entire film with the intention afterward of shouting at the audience: "good luck sleeping tonight, i know i will, having successfully mind-raped you". Now if you'll excuse me i need to go weep silently while taking a cold shower with my clothes on.

-mopey-

*shudder* motherf*cking rabbits

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bill o'reilly, sex, twitter, kiwis

Jesus, its been a long ass time since i've written on here, like so long, its weird. it was nice that ppl asked about it though, made me want to write on it. know whats awesome? flight of the conchords, it would be so awesome to be from new zealand. kiwis have such a cool accent. also, the los campesinos, they just make me happy. i can't believe how long its been since i last posted on here. oooh, i now have twitter, and at first i thought it was stupid and pointless, but now i realize that while it is totally pointless and kinda stupid, its also totally awesome! i mean, i found audio clips someone had posted that were bill o'reilly reading sex scenes and other excerpts from a book he wrote. sex scenes from a guy who spends all his time shouting about morality on fox!! its awesome and hilarious in a completely and abjectly terrifiying way.