This Is What I Wanna Do..

Below is the best urban dictionary post ever, this is the kind i want to come up with:


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skub-

-Skub (n. v. adj. adv. pn.) - A political notion, idea, person, object, building, desire, sin, mythical creature, medication, lotion, governmental upheaval and/or reformation, action, description, or any combination or invention therein created and manipulated to inspire intense feelings towards no particular incarnation and, by proximity, others with opposing feelings.

Anti-Skub: "Skub is made from the tears of newborn puppies and kittens!" Pro-Skub: "Skub increases life expectancy and makes you more attractive to women!" Anti-Skub: "Skub is proven to cause erectile dysfunction in 80% of cases!"