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Two celebrities of awesomeness have a very...uncomfortable..conversation:



1;23-Patrick Stewart-
-i found this sweet punk band called fucked up and they are awesome

1:25pm-Sean Connery-
-i finally fucked a chick in the ass

1:26pm-Patrick-
-oh...gross

1:26pm-Sean-
-it was awesome

1:26pm-Patrick-
-i really don't wanna talk about this

1:27pm-Sean-
-you should ask ur women for the brown belt
i can loosen her up for u if u want sometimes they cry i hear
the first time i mean
crying turns me on

1:28pm-Patrick-
-stop

1:28pm-Sean-
-micks an asshole dont listen to him
but its not a bad idea hahahahaha

1:28pm-Patrick-
-about?

1:29pm-Sean-
-what?

1:29pm-Patrick-
-don't listen to mick about what?

but whats not a bad idea?

1:29pm-Sean-
-his dirty talk about Anna ...thats her name right?

1:30pm-Patrick-
-yeah, what dirty talk?

1:30pm-Sean-
-about the butt sex

1:31pm-Patrick-
-what?
what about butt sex?

1:31pm-Sean-
-are you high?

1:31pm-Patrick-
-no

1:31pm-Sean-
-he was talking about loosening up your girlfriends asshole

1:31pm-Patrick-
-you're fucking not making sense and talking too much about anal

-oh that was mick?

-...ugh, gross

1:32pm-Sean-
-yeah you fuck!
im so fucking high

1:32pm-Patrick-
-*sigh*
i'm goin for a beer, ttyl